Welcome Aboard

Welcome Aboard

2011 · 95 min · ★ 5.5 · Comedy

Isabelle, HR of a large cruise company, made the mistake of choosing her boss as a lover. Before embarking on the maiden voyage of the new flagship of the fleet, though, he decided to disembark from their relationship! Some women take their revenge by poison, firearm, or slander. Isabelle chooses Remy a flamboyant, unemployed ne'er-do-well who flunked out in life on land, but after all is said and done, might have better luck at sea... She recruits him as leader of her plot and on this Palace of the Seas, Remy will first prove to be the worst nightmare of the CEO and Richard, the Cruise Director...then, little by little, he will change his life and that of all those who cross his path...

Directed by Eric Lavaine · Written by Héctor Cabello Reyes

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Franck Dubosc Rémy Pasquier
Valérie Lemercier Isabelle
Gérard Darmon Richard Morena
Luisa Ranieri Margarita Cavallieri
Lionnel Astier Jérôme Berthelot
Elisa Servier Caroline Berthelot
Philippe Lellouche William
Jean-Michel Lahmi Le pointilleux
Joniece Jamison Elle-même / chanteuse soûl lors de la soirée du commandant
Guilaine Londez La pointilleuse
Shirley Bousquet Femme du joueur casino
Elisabeth Margoni Gabriella

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