Truly Dreadful Tales

It is a time of great distress at the great Galzonkian zoo. The "earth female" specimen needs replacing, so two bumbling aliens are sent to find and bring back the perfect woman. Along the way they run into a variety of mishaps and we're introduced to a variety of beautiful babes! plus flying saucers, the alligatorman, fish, a giant mutant eyeball, aliens, more flying saucers, stickfights, floating skulls, phone sex, alien sex, and more! A fun, sexy spoof of cheesy alien abduction films with more goofballs than you can shake a stick at!

A dude throws a party, unaware that a hungry alien has taken up residence in his garage.

Dr. Thomas Mobius is curious about some strange lifeforms brought into his lab for study. He enlists the aid of Rachel Roundtree to uncover their origins. Soon, bodies are dropping around them as they uncover government conspiracy and hints of a other-dimensional invasion. The Man in Black keeps appearing and leaving a bloody trail in his wake. Can Mobius and Rachel find out the secret before it's too late?

In this twist-filled erotic thriller, a college student in search of a professor's missing niece becomes entangled with the small town's criminal underbelly including sexy prostitutes, vile gangsters and thuggish hit men. Hot women appear at every turn, just not the one he's looking for. Even with the help of a sexy hooker, will he live long enough to find out what really going on?