Like a Dirty French Novel

Like a Dirty French Novel

Between the absurd and the vulgar.

2021 · 78 min · ★ 3.0 · Crime, Mystery, Thriller, Horror

During a surreal lockdown where an airborne plague topples bodies to the floor, two estranged twin brothers—one newly freed, the other who stole his name and fate—find themselves entangled in a feverish web of deceit. A cosplaying femme fatale, a seductive voice on the line, and a gang of trickster pookas stir the smoke and shadows of this campy pulp-noir.

Directed by Mike Cuenca · Written by Mike Cuenca

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