Absurdistan
2008 · 87 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy, Romance
An allegorical comedy centered on two childhood sweethearts who seem destined for one another until the women of their isolated village, angered by male indifference toward the water shortage, go on a sex strike that threatens the young couple's first night of love.
Directed by Veit Helmer · Written by Gordan Mihić
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Max Mauff Temelko -
Kristýna Podzimková Aya -
Assun Planas Temelko's Mother - I Ilko Stefanovski Guri - Temelko's Father
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Nino Chkheidze Großmutter - I Ivane Ivantbelidze Shooting Gallery Guy
- A Ani Amiridze Shooting Gallery Guy's Daughter
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Hendrik Arnst Landlord - O Otto Kuhnle Barber
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Hijran Nasirova Barber's Wife - A Azelarab Kaghat Baker
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Monica Calle Doctor's Wife
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