The Pizzagate Massacre

The Pizzagate Massacre

2020 · 92 min · ★ 5.0 · Comedy, Action, Crime, Horror

A dark social satire inspired by the real life conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate. An amateur journalist and a far-right militiaman team up to expose the ugly truth behind rumors involving sex cults, a pizza place, and the lizard people.

Directed by John Valley · Written by John Valley

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