Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans

The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.

PG-13 2008 · 84 min · ★ 4.1 (2K) · Comedy, Fantasy

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

Directed by Jason Friedberg · Written by Jason Friedberg

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Travis Van Winkle Sonio
Sean Maguire Leonidas
Carmen Electra Queen Margo
Ken Davitian Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo Hauptmann
Diedrich Bader Traitoro
Method Man Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtz Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walsh Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddish Urban Girl
Jareb Dauplaise Dilio
Phil Morris Messenger

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