Useless Humans

Useless Humans

Humanity's last hope is completely hopeless.

2021 · 77 min · ★ 4.9 · Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.

Directed by Stephen Ohl · Written by Travis Betz

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