NFL Training Video: How Not to Murder People

NFL Training Video: How Not to Murder People

Don't murder people!

PG-13 2013 · 3 min · Comedy

Watch this NFL Training video and you too can finally learn how not to murder people.

Directed by P.T. Landlord · Written by Dan Klein

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