Jesus, Mary and Joey

Jesus, Mary and Joey

2006 · 105 min · ★ 4.4 · Comedy, Drama, Romance

Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own.

Directed by James Quattrochi · Written by Vincent Pagano

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Vincent Pagano Joey Vitello
Marley Shelton Mary O`Callahan
Jennifer Esposito Frankie Vitello
Olympia Dukakis Sophia Vitello
Jason Gedrick Tony Cappucino
Stacy Keach Jack O`Callahan
Tess Harper Liz O`Callahan
Judith Scarpone Angelina Vitello
John Capodice Joey Vitello Sr.
Mike Pagano Mikey Vitello
Dan Lauria Father Gino
Hallie Eisenberg Melissa

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