We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

A Found Noir

2020 · 82 min · ★ 5.0 · Crime, Thriller

In early 2018, an email was sent to a select group of journalists and politicians in Australia, containing a link to thousands of hours of secretly filmed footage documenting day to day life in an ice dealer's house in South Sydney. The footage was refined down to this story of the ice dealer, Anton Berger, his girlfriend Effs, whom he keeps imprisoned in the house, his crew, Pincer, Bezza and Ahmed, and the bikers and corrupt cops he deals with.

Directed by Josh Reed · Written by Josh Reed

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