Knee High P.I.

Knee High P.I.

NR 2003 · 90 min · ★ 3.5 · Comedy, TV Movie

Hank Dingo is the world's smallest private detective with the world's biggest ego. A rough, tough gumshoe full of attitude, he doesn't crack cases... he smashes them! Hank throws himself into the "Case of the Missing Lawn Jockeys," beating the hell out of suspects left and right. But he'll have to survive a widow's scorn and an oil Sheik's fury - not to mention a room full of ravenous, sex-starved concubines - to solve this mystery.

Directed by J.B. Rogers · Written by David Capper

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Martin Klebba Hank Dingo
Walker Howard Bentley
Jim O'Heir Fastlov
Ion Overman Martinez
Aubrey Morris Worthington
Jaime Bergman Candi Macintyre
Kevin Kilner Pratt
Orson Bean Macintyre
Nora Dunn Margery
Pat Crawford Brown Cleaning Lady
Mark Derwin Col. Chambers
Larry Hankin Fudgie

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