The Hottie & The Nottie

The Hottie & The Nottie

Love never needed to be so blind.

PG-13 2008 · 91 min · ★ 2.8 · Comedy, Romance

Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

Directed by Tom Putnam · Written by Heidi Ferrer

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Paris Hilton Cristabel Abbott
Joel David Moore Nate Cooper
Christine Lakin June Phigg
Johann Urb Johann Wulrich
Adam Kulbersh Cole Slawsen
Greg Romero Wilson Arno Blount
Marianne Muellerleile Mrs. Blount
Kathryn Fiore Jane
Morgan Rusler Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy

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