Merry F#%$in' Christmas
2005 · 60 min · ★ 5.5 · Drama, Comedy, TV Movie
Denis Leary and a cast of many others celebrate Christmas Leary-style. Packed with original music and skits, this is a great spin on the usual holiday fluff.
Directed by Matthew Diamond
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Denis Leary Self -
Charlie Murphy Self -
Steve Bridges President George W. Bush -
Carmen Electra Self -
Chris Elliott Self -
Bill Nunn Self -
William Shatner Self -
Morgan Spurlock Self -
Billy Dee Williams Self -
Zak Orth Nuns Gone Wild Host -
Bobby Tisdale Nuns Gone Wild Host -
Jake T. Austin Various
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