Armless

Armless

We all have secrets. John's are just a lot stranger.

2010 · 86 min · ★ 3.8 · Comedy

In this off-kilter comedy, a woman comes to terms with her husband's strange secret: a compulsive desire to cut off his arms.

Directed by Habib Azar · Written by Kyle Jarrow

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