Will "The Machine"

A locally loved suburban family man has to pay for the worst thing he's ever done when two mysterious young criminals break into his home.

Two elves get a visit from their boss, and it isn’t very pleasant.

After striking gold in the wild frontier, a lone prospector’s dream of bringing riches home to his family is threatened by a mysterious intruder.

Two criminals misplace $1.5 million of dirty money, wich is discovered by three college grads on their first night in the real world. Feeling this is their only opportunity for success in a bad economy, the graduates soon find themselves plunged into the worst night of their lives as they struggle to hold on to their fortune in this darkly comic thriller.

So a guy walks into a joke store...