Cop Chronicles: Loose Cannons: The Legend of the Haj-Mirage

Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.

Working at a movie theater is fun, and that's why Mason, Dennis, and Gabe have done it for years. But, those years of neglecting the world outside the theater are finally catching up to them. Now, they have to make a decision: start on the long, hard path to maturity or stay at the theater, where they can avoid customers, screw with customers, and eat as much popcorn as they desire.

Roark Comptons was once Hollywood's biggest agent. Now, he is nothing. He moves in with a deviant and has to start over by becoming a stand-up comedian. But along the way, love complicates things. Also, drugs, sex, drinking, and diamond thieves mess things up.