Five Ways to Kill Yourself

Five Ways to Kill Yourself

1987 · 7 min · ★ 3.3 · Comedy

Gus Van Sant, dissatisfied professionally, counts five ways to end his life. Preserved by the Academy Film Archive in 2016.

Directed by Gus Van Sant · Written by Gus Van Sant

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