Hardbodies

Hardbodies

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R 1984 · 88 min · ★ 4.8 · Comedy

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Directed by Mark Griffiths · Written by Steve Greene

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