Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

This sister is one bad mother!

2010 · 90 min · ★ 4.3 · Thriller, Action, Comedy

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and also drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of her own death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did wrong to her. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang "Los Muertos" to track down and to kill her they soon realize that this sister is one bad mother.

Directed by Joseph Guzman · Written by Joseph Guzman

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Asun Ortega Sister Sarah
Bill Oberst Jr. Brother John
Ivet Corvea Mistress Charlotte
Devanny Pinn GoGo
Tawny Amber Young Temperance
Maxie J. Santillan Jr. Mr. Foo
Tomas Boykin Rev. Doc. Cleophas Aloysius Doolittle
Kimberly Ables Jindra Sister Mary
Jessica Elder Beverly
Monica Ramon Sister Monica
Maz Siam Father Bernardo
Larry Eudene Sal

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