I Hate Kids

I Hate Kids

3 words made him famous. 3 days will change his life.

PG-13 2019 · 89 min · ★ 5.8 · Comedy

Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.

Directed by John Asher · Written by Frank Dietz

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Tom Everett Scott Nick Pearson
Tituss Burgess The Amazing Fabular
Julian Feder Mason
Rachel Boston Sydney Bartlett
Rhea Seehorn Kelly
Andrew Bowen Richard
Julie Ann Emery Joanna
Maria de Lourdes Severny Carla Intinoli
Emily De Margheriti Daisy
Arden Myrin Janice Bodicker
Chris Levine Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy
Marisa Tomei Christine Hurley

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