Dennis P.

Dennis P.

Nothing is more difficult than stealing a heart.

2007 · 93 min · ★ 6.0 · Comedy, Romance

Comedy inspired by the true story of Dennis P, who became Holland's biggest diamond thief, when he walked away with the entire 20 million euros stock of an international diamond trader, using a microwave oven as a swagbag.

Directed by Pieter Kuijpers · Written by Paul Jan Nelissen

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