Integro

Wanda is a uber nerd with the coordination of a seizure victim. Her karate trainer is an aging pervert with a penchant for ball gags and various sex toys. When a bus from a rival karate school accidentally runs over a couple scientists dumping a toxic chemical down the sewer, the entire class is turned into high flying, flesh eating baddies! As they wreak havoc on the town turning others into zombie ninjas, Wanda and her instructor must save the planet with the help of a magic karate belt.

Captain Jack and his band of intergalactic bounty hunters thought they’d seen it all. But when they crash land on Earth in pursuit of a dangerous space felon, they find that the south really is one of the dirtiest places in the universe. When their quarry begins to hunt them its up to Jack, his team, and a couple of good ole boys to sober up, quit chasing earth tail, and act like heroes! Easier said than done…