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David Seaman Presents Goal Keeping Nightmares!

David Seaman Presents Goal Keeping Nightmares!

The Best Goalkeeping Gaffes From The Premiership, Nationwide League & The FIFA World Cup

2003 · 55 min · Comedy

David Seaman is recognised as the greatest English goalkeeper of the past decade…but sometimes even he makes mistakes! So who better to present this hilarious compilation of goalkeeping gaffes? Pulling together the funniest foul-ups from the Premiership, Nationwide and International games – including that unforgettable Ronaldinho moment – this is the definitive guide to the lowlights of goalkeeping history. With an exclusive interview with Seaman himself, and a few great saves thrown in to set the record straight, Goalkeeping Nightmares is the perfect way to relive these goalkeeping bloopers.

Directed by Brian Klein · Written by Norman Giller

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