Je t'aime John Wayne

Je t'aime John Wayne

2000 · 10 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy

Belmonde lives in 1990s London as an iconic , cool Frenchman modelled on the new wave cinema of the 1960s. Really he is English and middle class – a fact that his family won't let him forget!

Directed by Toby MacDonald · Written by Luke Ponte

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