They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore

They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore

1985 · 70 min · ★ 4.0 · Horror

Two Texas gardeners, who object to Northern attitudes and lifestyles, venture northward to cut lawns, trim hedges, and murder and mutilate Northern Yuppies.

Directed by Nathan Schiff · Written by Nathan Schiff

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