Barely Proper

A man possessed by the spirit of Mark Twain judges the Miss Nude World Pageant.

Don Williams The Great invites patrons over to a free Iron Butterfly concert at Pirate World in this potpourri of groovy musical talents.

Two eccentric fugitives become roommates in Miami to avoid the law, while one dresses in drag as the other's aunt, leading to deception and murder.

A young virgin escapes the clutches of an evil step dad and is 'rescued' by two seasoned prostitutes. They show her the ropes and begin making some money, until the 18 carat virgin starts earning more than the seasoned veterans.

A ship captures and carries love slaves over Chinese waters, searching for new clients and conquests alike.

A group of student archaeologists venture into the Florida Everglades to look for fossils, but come across an area cursed by a Native American witch doctor.

A psycho artist kidnaps models and slices up their faces to create new mutant models.

Ralph Higbee is a 40-year-old drunkard who lives with his mother to take care of her. When his mother dies, he picks up three women who persuade him to take LSD for an experience. Seeking a companionship to replace his mother, Ralph meets and soon marries Josephine, but he is unable to satisfy her constant desire for sex. He leaves her when he finds out that she has other male and female lovers. Ralph marries a second time, but his second wife, Amanda, is also unfaithful and wants to scam him out of most of his money. Marring for the third time, Ralph is finally happy... until he cheats on her for no good reason and when she finds out... there will literal hell to pay

A doctor in Florida conducts shady experiments involving maggots and stolen body parts for mysterious South American benefactors. The suspicion grows amongst the staff as to what, or possibly who, her diabolical research is going towards.

A psychoanalyst discusses a new phenomenon in urban America: women driven mad by loneliness. He gives us four case studies.

A TV cameraman is having marital problems with his beautiful blonde wife. He comes up with the idea of going to a nudist camp as a way to help with their marital and sexual problems.

A biker comes upon a girl with a flat tire and offers her a ride home. He winds up at a drug party with the girl's sister, then follows her to a turkey farm owned by her father, a mad scientist. The father turns the biker into a giant turkey monster who goes after drug dealers.

A young rebellious girl hooks up with a biker gang. Her father hires a private detective to find her and bring her back. The detective goes undercover as a biker to search for her.