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The future lies in kinky people
R 1987 · 105 min · ★ 6.0 · Comedy
Fed up with working hard just to scrape by, Christine Painter comes up with a bold plan to become the madam of a brothel and earn her financial freedom: she opens a house of spanking to fabulous reviews.
Directed by Terry Jones · Written by David Leland
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Suzette Llewellyn Helen - V Victoria Hardcastle Rose
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