All the Right Noises

All the Right Noises

The story every man will understand and every girl may have to face

1970 · 92 min · ★ 5.8 · Comedy, Drama

A married man with two small children begins an affair with a beautiful young actress which quickly blossoms into a full blown romance, until she tells him that she is only 15 years old…

Directed by Gerry O'Hara · Written by Gerry O'Hara

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