The $cheme

The $cheme

Ain't nothing funny 'bout having no money.

R 2003 · 91 min · ★ 7.0 · Comedy

Through a stolen letter, three friends "discover" that the daughter of a famous local politician is desperate to have her first sexual escapade. The guys get a tabloid newspaper to pay them to get exclusive pictures of the Catholic schoolgirl caught in "the act." As the tabloid deadline approaches, the guys must find a way to either "consummate" the story, or face the wrath of a ferocious publisher.

Directed by Marcus Gautesen · Written by Kamala Lopez

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