Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

2017 · 95 min · ★ 4.8 · Comedy, Romance, Drama

A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.

Directed by Eric Stoltz

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