Getting Any?

Getting Any?

What wouldn't you do for sex?

1995 · 108 min · ★ 5.7 · Comedy

While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.

Directed by Takeshi Kitano · Written by Takeshi Kitano

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