Getting Any?
What wouldn't you do for sex?
1995 · 108 min · ★ 5.7 · Comedy
While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.
Directed by Takeshi Kitano · Written by Takeshi Kitano
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Dankan Asao -
Moeko Ezawa Asao's Mother -
Hakuryu Audition Judge - H Hideo Higashikokubaru Doctor
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Akiji Kobayashi Chief of World Defence Force -
Guadalcanal Taka Pilot -
Tokie Hidari Asao's Mother - T Tetsuya Yuuki Head Yakuza 1
- Y Yuuji Minakata Head Yakuza 2
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Ren Osugi Head Yakuza 3 - M Makoto Tsugawa Man at Bus Stop
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Susumu Terajima Injured Yakuza
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