Sailor Beware

Sailor Beware

They go down to the sea in ships… and come up with oceans of LAUGHTER!

1952 · 108 min · ★ 6.2 · Comedy

Meeting in a navy recruiting line, Al Crowthers and Melvin Jones become friends. Al has tried to enlist before, but was always rejected. He keeps trying so that he can impress women. Melvin, is allergic to women's cosmetics and his doctor prescribed ocean travel, so he decided to join the navy.

Directed by Hal Walker · Written by James B. Allardice

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