Last Call for Nowhere

Last Call for Nowhere

2016 · 90 min · ★ 5.7 · Comedy

French border cop José Fernandez has just one last extradition to do before his long-awaited promotion to the crime bureau. But his detainee Akim, victim of a judiciary glitch, is outraged to find himself saddled with the identity of a potential terrorist and put on a flight back to Kabul, where he has never even set foot before! What starts as a routine trip for Fernandez and his skirt-chasing partner Guy goes haywire when their plane is grounded in Malta, forcing them to bunk up with Akim, who will stop at nothing to avoid extradition!

Directed by Philippe de Chauveron · Written by Philippe de Chauveron

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Slimane Dazi Walid
Reem Kherici Maria
Medi Sadoun Karzaoui
Loïc Legendre Lefevre
Ary Abittan José Fernandez
Cyril Lecomte Guy Berthier
Jehanguir Byramjee Afghan passenger
Jassem Mougari Rose seller
Mario Opinato Immigration Officer
Edgar Givry Mercier
Herrade Von Meier Julie, flight attendant
Djinda Kane Claudia, flight attendant

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