The Toxic Retards

Half fiction, half video diary, a look into a day in the odd life of director Carl J. Sukenick and friends.

It's Halloween night and the water supply of New York City has become infected mutating people into Canibal Retards! The Army has been called in but its up to the head of the DoD Carl J. Sukenick to save us all but to do so he must first KILL CANIBAL RETARDS! Originally produced in 2003.

Aliens are turning people into mutants. Opening scene features claymation.

A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!

Watch Carl’s ingenious unveil while reminiscing about his favorite movie in Zombie City. Join Carl as he tries to save us from a zombie takeover and possibly our total annihilation. Will Carl save us or will he be the last man on earth to repopulate the planet? Find out and see if you can survive in Zombie City!!

Where Buffy leaves off, Avia Richards the vampire huntress begins. Avia wages a tireless one-woman war against the evil demons hidden among us who live to feed on the next unsuspecting victim. Armed only with a samurai sword, Avia dauntlessly hunts down the bloodsuckers, putting her life on the line in a daily do-or-die battle. But Avia's personal demons often seem to cast a longer shadow than the monstrous foes she fights.

Carl J. Sukenick is the commander of a branch of the CIA, battling terrorists with martial arts, while his dad keeps watch in the security center. Neal was sent out, but is a traitor, and he was mutated by a radiation blast. He sends Sara Shell to meet her husband, Agent Mark Shell, and daughter Sheila, but the three are brutally maimed and murdered by enemy agents. One cuts off Sara's hand for no apparent reason. A radiation blast from Neal the Traitor, who is wandering around an aqueduct killing passersby, mutates Joe as well. Carl says they knew nothing of the "hideous extra-dimensional being" breaking into this dimension, but he sends Evon, Rhonda, and Hackney to fight the mutations and the agent, who giggles constantly, before learning that there is another traitor and an alien, so he decides he must kill all his friends and find and kill the "hideous extra-dimensional being."

An SOV vision from Prolific filmmaker Carl J. Sukenick featuring mutants, throwing stars and gushing headwounds.

As radiation storms bombard the Earth, monsters run rampant and the Black Scorpion terrorist organization is threatening the city's population. Can Carl survive the post nuclear chaos displayed on his security monitor or will he spend all his time laying in bed, calling his mom and dad on the phone, and drinking unfathomable amounts of tea? Find out in the brain melting anti-epic from the director of " Alien Beasts" and " Mutant Massacre". Featuring "appearances" from the late, legendary TV host Joe Franklin and scream queen Debbie Rochon.

Ripped from Super 8MM comes the lost surreal action film by Carl J. Sukenick. Terrorist agent known as the Black Scorpions have stolen NASA's gamma ray weapon. With its power Lord Scorpio plans to conquer the earth. The only survivor of these attacks is Carl J. Sugar-King of the DoD. He must train within his unconscious to fight or we may all perish to the hand of doom!

Warning: Blood, Violence, and Nudity. Not Rated

Originally sold through mail order only in 2004, this was "revived" on VHS again in 2016 in a limited edition. Plot synopsis unavailable.

A meteor falls to Earth and revives some zombies in this mercilessly padded shot-on-video obscurity.

The madness of Carl J. Sukenick continues with more Black Scorpion Terrorist Organization unleashing zombies and radiation storms. Only Carl and the DOD can stop them!

Naked flesh. Green sludge. Masked Warriors. Non-human killing machines. Will they steal the formula and laser weapon? Can they escape... find out in Carl Sukenick's SLUDGE WARRIORS!