The Honeymoon Machine

The Honeymoon Machine

Fits either sex... and makes nothing but laughter!

NR 1961 · 87 min · ★ 6.5 · Comedy

Lt. Fergie Howard teams up with Lt. Beau Gilliam and Navy scientist Jason Eldridge to turn a supercomputer with missile-tracking capabilities into a tool to predict where a roulette ball will land. They dock in Venice, Italy, and begin making a killing at the casino, but their shore-to-ship signals get misinterpreted as signs of attack by Adm. Fitch, putting a serious crimp in the officers' get-rich-quick scheme.

Directed by Richard Thorpe · Written by George Wells

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Steve McQueen Lt. Ferguson 'Fergie' Howard
Brigid Bazlen Julie Fitch
Jim Hutton Jason Eldridge
Paula Prentiss Pam Dunstan
Dean Jagger Admiral Fitch
Jack Weston Signalman Burford Taylor
Jack Mullaney Lt. Beauregard 'Beau' Gilliam
Marcel Hillaire Inspector of casino games
Ben Astar Russian consul
William Lanteau Tommy Dane
Ken Lynch Capt. James Angle
Simon Scott Capt. Harvey Adam

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