Sexy Assassins

The narrative unfolds in the 14th Century, when the European nations vie for supremacy within the Holy Roman Empire. The ambitious Austrian Empire, desiring more land, invades neighbouring Switzerland, a serene and pastoral nation. Protagonist William Tell, a formerly peaceful hunter, finds himself forced to take action as his family and homeland come under threat from the oppressive Austrian King and his ruthless warlords.

Five former classmates agree to split the cost of a rental house in Santa Barbara. Each one hopes to hook up with someone they used to have a crush on. A bad guy figures he will seduce the smart one for sport but ends up falling for her. Each one ends up with the person they least expect.