Schneider vs. Bax

Schneider vs. Bax

2015 · 96 min · ★ 6.2 · Comedy, Crime, Thriller

On his birthday, a hitman reluctantly takes on the easy task of killing a writer, only to find the job a lot more difficult than expected.

Directed by Alex van Warmerdam · Written by Alex van Warmerdam

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