Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Serviced with a smile!
R 1974 · 90 min · ★ 5.0 · Comedy
Young Timmy starts as a window cleaner in the little company of his brother. Soon he learns that some female customers expect additional service. Young and curious as he is, he reluctantly accepts the juicy duty. However his heart belongs to Liz, who demands the highest commitment until she lets him go all the way.
Directed by Val Guest · Written by Christopher Wood
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Robin Askwith Timmy Lea -
Anthony Booth Sid Noggett -
Linda Hayden Policewoman Elizabeth Radlett -
Bill Maynard Mr. Walter Lea -
Dandy Nichols Mrs. Lea -
Sheila White Rosie Noggett -
John Le Mesurier Inspector John Radlett -
Richard Wattis Mr. Prendergast -
Joan Hickson Mrs. Radlett -
Melissa Stribling Mrs. Villiers -
Sam Kydd Removal Man -
Lionel Murton Brenda's Landlord
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