A Zed & Two Noughts

A Zed & Two Noughts

NR 1985 · 116 min · ★ 7.0 · Comedy, Drama

Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.

Directed by Peter Greenaway · Written by Peter Greenaway

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