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Mulva: Demon Ass Kicker

25 years after kicking zombie ass, an all new Mulva is here to ward off a couple of moronic bullies as well as a demon invasion threatening to derail yet another Halloween party in this 2025 reboot.

Coven of the Black Cube

A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!

Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death

Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.

Destruction Kings

Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!

Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil

H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.

Moist Fury

It's "Death Wish" meets "Savage Streets" meets "Monty Python" in this over the top 80's style revenge comedy. When their best fighter, Dewback, is killed, the Queafs must exact bloody vengeance! In the middle of their war, a lone nomad warrior comes into the picture & begrudgingly helps the girls on their quest for revenge.

The Weirdsies

Four geeky friends seeking to lose their virginity go on one last summer adventure after they find out about a very gross and curious rumor they must investigate.

Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse

In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!

Milfs vs. Zombies

A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!

Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek

Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens... woods... beer... sex... what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He's blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell... it's SEXSQUATCH!

Twas the Funk Before Christmas

Teenape and Bubbles partner up with a busty elf to help find the kidnapped Santa Claus, and the turgid and squishy misadventures they get in along the way.

Blood Trim: The Bleeding

Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's right, this villain LOVES him some pussy plasma. When Geoffrey and his brood of sexy hoes unwittingly unleash the spirit of Desmond, the part-tay heats up in a menagerie of death and Jamaican Fury. Spit seed as you witness scantily clad women run willy nilly around your hearts and tug at your nut strings. Dance the death dance as you find out what happens when five school chums, a talking vagina and Michael Jackson have to stop a rampaging fiend, hell bent on sipping the women folk dry and ruling the world with a rasta filled fist. Take heed, foolish mortals. Nothing can prepare you for such terror and cheese. Strap yourselves in for an explosive ride through your own dementia. This IS Blood Trim.

Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay

In Bloody Giblets, join Teen-Ape and friends for a time traveling erotic adventure, battling evil and fighting for the American Way.

Stoinky Beach

It’s 1986, the weather is hot and the babes are WET! Join Lance, Lucas, Rick and Wheels as they head on down to the coolest beach around, STOINKY BEACH. After Rick's girlfriend Ariel dumps him for spending too much time on his brats and bros, he and his sex-starved buddies decide to travel to the hottest beach around, Stoinky Beach. Where the bros are drenched in sweat and the babes are moist and stoinky! With the help of an alien friend named “Blumpy”, they will not only meet the boobs of their dreams but realize that a weekend at Stoinky Beach will solidify that friends for eternity, loyalty and honesty are their true reward!

Paranormal Investigation Agency

A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including sex crazed ghosts, horny demon possessions and murderous succubus.

Four Guys Named Mr.

A parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.

High School Musical 2

The East High Wildcats are gearing up for big fun as they land the coolest summer jobs imaginable. Troy, Gabriella, Chad, and Taylor have scored sweet gigs at the Lava Springs Country Club owned by Sharpay and Ryan's family. Sharpay's first rule of business: Get Troy. As Troy experiences a life of privilege he's never known, will he give up the Wildcats and Gabriella to rise to the top?

The Hustle

Two female scam artists, one low rent and the other high class, compete to swindle a naïve tech prodigy out of his fortune. A remake of the 1988 comedy "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."

Mirrors

An ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home.

Prey

An American family on holiday in Africa becomes lost in a game reserve and stalked by vicious killer lions.

Marley & Me

A newly married couple, in the process of starting a family, learn many of life's important lessons from their trouble-loving retriever, Marley. Packed with plenty of laughs to lighten the load, the film explores the highs and lows of marriage, maturity and confronting one's own mortality, as seen through the lens of family life with a dog.

Shut In

A young single mother is held captive along with her two children by a violent ex and must plot their escape before it’s too late.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

The Fantastic Mr. Fox, bored with his current life, plans a heist against the three local farmers. The farmers, tired of sharing their chickens with the sly fox, seek revenge against him and his family.

The Money Pit

After being evicted from their Manhattan apartment, a couple buy what looks like the home of their dreams—only to find themselves saddled with a bank-account-draining nightmare. Struggling to keep their relationship together as their rambling mansion falls to pieces around them, the two watch in hilarious horror as everything—including the kitchen sink—disappears into the Money Pit.

Coming to America

An African prince decides it’s time for him to find a princess... and his mission leads him and his most loyal friend to Queens, New York. In disguise as an impoverished immigrant, the pampered prince quickly finds himself a new job, new friends, new digs, new enemies and lots of trouble.

The Shining

Jack Torrance accepts a caretaker job at the Overlook Hotel, where he, along with his wife Wendy and their son Danny, must live isolated from the rest of the world for the winter. But they aren't prepared for the madness that lurks within.

An American Werewolf in London

American tourists David and Jack are savagely attacked by an unidentified animal while hiking on the Yorkshire Moors. After retiring to the home of a beautiful nurse to recuperate, David soon begins experiencing disturbing changes to his body and mind.

The Pink Panther

The trademark of The Phantom, a renowned jewel thief, is a glove left at the scene of the crime. Inspector Clouseau, an expert on The Phantom's exploits, feels sure that he knows where The Phantom will strike next and leaves Paris for the Tyrolean Alps, where the famous Lugashi jewel 'The Pink Panther' is going to be. However, he does not know who The Phantom really is, or for that matter who anyone else really is...

The Other Lamb

For her entire life, the cult she was born into has been all that teenage Selah has known. Along with a band of similarly cloistered young women she lives seemingly unstuck in time, cut off from modern society in a remote forest commune presided over by a man called Shepherd, a controlling, messiah-like figure with a frightening dark side. But when her insular world is rocked by a series of nightmarish visions and disturbing revelations, Selah begins to question everything about her existence—including her allegiance to the increasingly dangerous Shepherd.

Eraserhead

First-time father Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.

The Electrical Life of Louis Wain

The extraordinary true story of eccentric British artist Louis Wain, whose playful, sometimes even psychedelic pictures helped to transform the public's perception of cats forever.

Bruce Almighty

Bruce Nolan toils as a "human interest" television reporter in Buffalo, NY, but despite his high ratings and the love of his beautiful girlfriend, Bruce remains unfulfilled. At the end of the worst day in his life, he angrily ridicules God — and the Almighty responds, endowing Bruce with all of His divine powers.