Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist

Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist

1995 · 81 min · ★ 8.0 · Crime, Comedy

Two petty gangsters get ransomed by a group of Yakuza members, fortunately they are rescued by a kindly Kindergarten teacher.

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa · Written by Kuniho Yasui

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