Auf Scheisser schiesst man nicht
1969 · 92 min · ★ 8.0 · Crime, Drama, Comedy
A group of outlaw-style thugs lives on a house boat. They recruit a new member, a girl. Because she steals money from their boss they decide to flee, but they need to make money first.
Directed by Hansjürgen Pohland · Written by Hansjürgen Pohland
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