Kebab & Horoscope

Kebab & Horoscope

2014 · 75 min · ★ 6.0 · Comedy, Drama

A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.

Directed by Grzegorz Jaroszuk · Written by Grzegorz Jaroszuk

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Bartłomiej Topa 'Kebab'
Piotr Żurawski 'Horoskop'
Barbara Jonak Cashier
Tomasz Schuchardt Ex Fan
Justyna Wasilewska Intern
Marek Kalita Miłość matki stażystki
Dorota Kolak Intern's Mother
Janusz Michałowski 'Kortazar'
Andrzej Zieliński Boss
Matej Bobrik Facet z brzuchem
Ryszard Filipczak Young Woman's Father
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