Kebab & Horoscope

Kebab & Horoscope

2014 · 75 min · ★ 6.0 · Comedy, Drama

A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.

Directed by Grzegorz Jaroszuk · Written by Grzegorz Jaroszuk

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