I Am a Knife with Legs

When an approaching storm forces the cancellation of the annual football game between Fortuna and Ferndale, the two towns engage in a civil war of sorts.

A barista, who lives a repetitive and anxious life in Los Angeles, believes that she is being watched. When her beloved dog disappears, she decides to give up and move back home, but first she invites all her friends to a going-away party - little do they know what she has planned for them.

A travelogue that follows the events of I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS. Cynical International rockstar Bené and his loyal sidekick Beefy traverse Europe, from Helsinki to Paris. As Bené recounts the adventure to some shady government agents in search of the child assassin that once saved the rockstar's life, a repressed secret from Bené and Beefy's past is gradually brought to light.