The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express

One false move and the sperm gets it!

2004 · 85 min · ★ 8.0 · Crime, Comedy

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Directed by Michael Hurst · Written by Michael Hurst

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Nick Moran Des
Nick Brimble Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner Lauren
Phil Davis Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner Palooka
Julian Clary Jason
Angela Douglas Celestia
David Cardy Goldberg
Ruth Jones Gladys
Dave Courtney Baxter
Gary Tiplady Burke

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