Kiss My Grits

Kiss My Grits

Everybody's On His Tail...The Sheriff...The Mafia...And Some Very Foxy Ladies!

PG 1982 · 101 min · ★ 4.7 · Comedy, Adventure

A man heads for Mexico with a mobster's girlfriend.

Directed by Jack Starrett · Written by David Neuman

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