Never Too Young to Die

Never Too Young to Die

Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity style. Hero: American style.

R 1986 · 92 min · ★ 4.7 · Adventure, Action, Drama

Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless hermaphrodite gang leader Velvet Von Ragnar. The murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.

Directed by Gil Bettman · Written by Lorenzo Semple Jr.

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John Stamos Lance Stargrove
Vanity Danja Deering
Gene Simmons Velvet Von Ragnar
George Lazenby Drew Stargrove
Robert Englund Riley
Peter Kwong Cliff
Ed Brock Pyramid
John Anderson Arliss
Tara Buckman Sacrificed Punkette
Curtis Taylor Barton
Jon Greene Coach Madsen
Tim Colceri Grady

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