No Thank You

No Thank You

2014 · 97 min · ★ 4.5 · Drama, Comedy

Heli Valkonen is desperately in love with her husband. But Matti is just not in the mood. He is only interested in playing computer games, dressed in worn out fleece pants. For him, a shoulder massage is the highest form of intimacy. When subtle hints, nice words and fetching clothes won't help, Heli resorts in direct, and increasingly direct action - in vain.

Directed by Samuli Valkama · Written by Samuli Valkama

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