Log in
Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.

2014 · 134 min · ★ 2.0 · Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Fantasy, Adventure

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

Directed by Vivita · Written by Tony Watt

Your Rating

Cast

Make it a double feature

4h 15m together

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

It's Complicated

A close match in mood and era.

More from VivitaSee all →

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! · 2010
Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!
★ 2.82010
Movie
Ailing, egotistical and sexually perverted rock-star Bobby Barzell (who sold his soul for wealth and rock and roll stardom) awaits a liver transplant from a psychotic fugitive of the law; as a vengeful, demonic alien tries to collect a past debt.
FrankenpimpFrankenpimp · 2009
Frankenpimp
★ 1.02009
MovieComedyHorror
Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis filled with extreme horror & sexual deviancy; featuring: a lustful, demonic, man-eating Astro-Queen, a psychotic South American underworld god, human/android sex-slave party-girls, bloodthirsty zombies, vengeful deities and alien hooker vampire junkies/go-go girls. The cities are also plagued with murderous cybernetic 'goon' robots, that are constantly trying to take Montague's life, as he and his street hustling pal 'Tricky' tries to figure out which one of his jive-ass enemies are trying to kill him (as well as trying to stay one step ahead of 'The Man'). In the middle of this chaos, Romeo/Zero tries to find the thief of his ancient , multi-million dollar voodoo ring.

More Like This

MotherhoodMotherhood · 2009
Motherhood
★ 5.02009
MovieComedyDrama
In Manhattan, a mother of two preparing for her daughter's sixth birthday party has no idea of the challenges she's about to face in order to pull off the event.
It's ComplicatedIt's Complicated · 2009
It's Complicated
★ 6.52009
MovieComedyRomance
Ten years after their divorce, Jane and Jake Adler unite for their son's college graduation and unexpectedly end up sleeping together. But Jake is married, and Jane is embarking on a new romance with her architect. Now, she has to sort out her life—just when she thought she had it all figured out.
Cow BellesCow Belles · 2006
Cow Belles
★ 5.52006
MovieComedyFamily
In order to learn how to be responsible, two wealthy teen sisters are forced to work in the family business by their exasperated father. When company funds goes missing, it's up to the girls to save the day.
Just One of the GuysJust One of the Guys · 1985
Just One of the Guys
★ 6.41985
MovieComedyRomance
When Terry Griffith loses her high school's writing competition, she's convinced that it's because she's a girl. So Terry decides to change high schools and pose as a boy to prove her point. Her brother, Buddy, helps her pass as a guy so well that she is soon making friends with the boys at school, including the attractive Rick, who becomes her new best friend. But her gender-swapping makes things difficult when she falls in love with him.
Wedding Fever in CampobelloWedding Fever in Campobello · 2009
Wedding Fever in Campobello
★ 5.82009
MovieComedy
When Jan decides to marry his girl-friend Sara, he is not aware of his opponent: her father, who is an Italian.
Love & SexLove & Sex · 2000
Love & Sex
★ 6.22000
MovieComedyDrama
When her rather explicit copy is rejected, magazine journalist Kate is asked by her editor to come up with an article on loving relationships instead, and to do so by the end of the day. This gets Kate thinking back over her own various experiences, and to wondering if she is in much of a position to write on the subject.
Transylvania 6-5000Transylvania 6-5000 · 1985
Transylvania 6-5000
★ 5.31985
MovieComedyHorror
Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter the sensitive Wolfman, the Vampiress Odette and a whole cast of other weirdos.
The Mirror Has Two FacesThe Mirror Has Two Faces · 1996
The Mirror Has Two Faces
★ 6.71996
MovieComedyDrama
Rose Morgan, who still lives with her mother, is a professor of Romantic Literature who desperately longs for passion in her life. Gregory Larkin, a mathematics professor, has been burned by passionate relationships and longs for a sexless union based on friendship and respect.

Rate this film

Your ratings make Midnight smarter