The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

R 2004 · 72 min · ★ 4.0 · Horror, Comedy

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.

Directed by Max Von Diesel · Written by John Bacchus

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